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Dog owner, domestic failure, cross stitcher, counsellor, dreamer and critic. 

I will make you sit, pour you a bowl of cereal, sew your mouth shut, tell you what to do, how to do it and then that you're doing it wrong.

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Jan312009

Day in the life of the dogs

[Interior] Madison sleeps peacefully on the bench under the window. Montel is spread across the couch snoring quietly. Vicki is laying on the back of the couch dreaming.

Vicki growls deeply.

Madison: I think I hear a noise!! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Is there something there? Do you hear it? Bark, bark, bark, bark.

Montel: Mom's in trouble!! There is something going on! I must leap to her protection! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

Vicki: Why are they barking? There must be something going on! Bark, bark, bark. HOWL.

Madison: If they are barking, there must have been a noise. See that? Something moved out there!! Bark, bark, bark, bark.

Montel: I don't see anything. I'm bored.

Montel returns to his spot on the couch. It is still warm.

Vicki: I don't either. But, just to be on the safe side. Bark, bark, bark. HOWL.

Vicki then lays back down on the back of the couch. She is asleep immediately.

Madison: Phew. It's gone. It's ok.

Madison goes back to sleep. 10 minutes pass. A white plastic bag flutters across the lawn.

Madison: I think I hear a noise!! Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Is there something there? Do you hear it? Bark, bark, bark, bark.

[End scene.]

Reader Comments (3)

Scenes II, III and IV are pretty much repeats of Scene I

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Blog Fodder

Exactly. They did this all afternoon the other day.

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMay-B

One good reason for cat ownership! lol

January 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGiggle Pixie

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