Lyn's butt

When I announced I would be doing NaBloPoMo for the month of November, I asked for topic ideas. Lyn chimed in, of course, that I should write about her butt.  Thanks for the help, jackass. My good friend, whom I actually like, crazybarefeet suggested that I write a story a day for each year of my life.  That is what I will do, however, I am still writing about Lyn's butt because she is a jerk.

"Snow what" butts.* Lyn's in the centre.

Things to know about Lyn's butt:

• Lyn got Mom's butt. And by that, I mean, she got little butt at all.  
• I always know what's under Lyn's butt.  If something is lost, I know it is under Lyn's butt.
• She needs a new one. Hers is cracked.

That is all.  Lyn's a butt.

*I am including Ky's butt and Amanda's Melanie's butt as well. Ky because she helped with the idea and Amanda because she was in the picture. GUILT BY ASSOCIATION, AMANDA.Melanie!**
** Okay, so I don't know the difference in asses.  Who knew it would be important?

Comments

[notquiteawake]

Ha! I've always wanted to know more about Lyn's butt. Thanks!

[seven]

Haha. Sisterly love is fun.

[The Blog Fodder]

I don't know any of you.

[LynnieC]

That's actually Mel's butt, I think.

All other facts in this blog are correct. Girl always knows what I'm sitting on.

[Ky]

Yup, it's Mel's butt. The undies were Christmas presents to us all.

But it's true: whenever I'm missing anything, chances are it's under Lyn's butt.

[prairie nymph]

Nice of you to write about Lyn's butt, and not the one inherited from Grandpa H. As Grandma H used to say, it goes a long ways back!

[Amanda]

ha! i looked at that picture and was like, DUDE, WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS PICTURE BEING TAKEN OF MY BUTT!

and then the comments clarified that that wasn't me, so obviously i didn't remember it for good reason. phew!