Hosing a b-day party and learning about UFO sex -- Best of 2009

Here comes the time of year where everyone goes through their posts from the last year and picks some of their favourites.  I went through mine and realized, I write a lot of drivel.

Thank you for reading it anyway.  I heart you.

EDIT: I fixed the broken link.

January

• A Dog and Old Man

February

•  The "Ass" in Class 
• The Night Before 
• Trip on Love 

March

• Maddy Magooby
• Beginning of the End
• Alarm Bells

April

• Go Ahead, Eat that Cake Probably my favourite of the year. I love this story.
• The Time I Stole a Car 

May

• Dear Mom
• Wonderfully Made, or "How I learned about sex" Oh, I may have been wrong.  This might be my favourite.
  
• I am a Plumbing Disaster
• Then, I will run you down with my wheelchair

June

• Packing it in 
• Forgiveness and Forgetfulness 

July

• Goodbye, Dear Friend
• Dear People who lived here before us, You Suck.
• Successful Marriages are Built on Freshly Made Beds.

August

• It was a hooker kind of weekend
• Stand by your man 
• More Conversations with Grandma 
• He Likes Fresh Water Is All
• Making My Own Cheer

 September

•  Ten Years in Crisis
• Brush with Fame: Mosquitoes, Boobs and Butt Germs
• Today is My Wedding Day
• The Real Vows 

October

• Things they don't tell you about the first year of marriage
• Books to the Ceiling, Books to the Sky 

November

• Now We Are Six: The year I got in trouble and Lyn ruined Christmas
• Why Dog Groomers Deserve Their Wages
  
• I want to hug all the Riders, some more than others.

December

• Today is a bad day and it's only been 20 minutes 
• The Last Gift