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Dog owner, domestic failure, cross stitcher, counsellor, dreamer and critic. 

I will make you sit, pour you a bowl of cereal, sew your mouth shut, tell you what to do, how to do it and then that you're doing it wrong.

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Then I will run you down with my wheel chair

DateSunday, May 31, 2009 at 07:08PM

We were sitting in a restaurant with great air conditioning, even though I was dressed more for the warmth outside. This is what lead to the following conversation.

MayB: I'm cold!

The Guy: You're old?

MayB: I said, 'I'm cold'.

The Guy: I believe people can be more than one thing.

MayB: I'm going to beat you with a stick. [I should have known trouble was coming because he grinned.]

The Guy: I believe that's called a cane.

And that's when they called for the paramedics.

AuthorMayB | Comment3 Comments |
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Reader Comments (3)

My kind of romance talk!!

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Blog Fodder

this is hilarious

June 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLoLa

The Guy has a great sense of humour. This will get you through lots of "tough times" in your marriage. You can trust the Bear here.

June 4, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRob-bear

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