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This is me, MayB.

Welcome to my life.

Dog owner, domestic failure, cross stitcher, counsellor, dreamer and critic. 

I will make you sit, pour you a bowl of cereal, sew your mouth shut, tell you what to do, how to do it and then that you're doing it wrong.

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Jul232009

My gift to you: a carcass

There is little Monty loves better than a stuffed animal. He drags any new conquest around the house for days -- attacking it, shaking it like a rat, chewing on it, squeaking the squeaker for an hour at bedtime. His favourite thing to do with his stuffed animals is to break into the seams and tear the stuffing out of the thing spreading little bits of fluff all over the house, under the furniture, and into the cushions.

I was at my happy place when I ran into what I was sure was a solution to little bits of fluff. It was a stuffed fox skin-- complete with squeaker in each end -- with NO STUFFING IN IT!!! I thought for sure we had found something awesome. I picked it up, brought it home, and presented it to Monty.

He could not have been more thrilled. He acts as though he killed it himself. He carried it around. He has pulled out the squeakers. He is thrilled.

Monty the mighty hunter.

The only problem? Now, instead of little bits of fluff, we have teeny pieces of fur scattered around the house. Smaller, harder to pick up, pieces of fur.

Reader Comments (3)

Bring him a road kill rabbit to play with outside. It doesn't squeak but a few weeks in the sun and it is great to roll in.

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Blog Fodder

I wuv wittow Monty and his littow bitty teethzies.

Give him kisses for me.

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKy

Baha! I was totally just about to leave a comment about Monty's teeth. I just love them so much!

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLynnieC

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