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Dog owner, domestic failure, cross stitcher, counsellor, dreamer and critic. 

I will make you sit, pour you a bowl of cereal, sew your mouth shut, tell you what to do, how to do it and then that you're doing it wrong.

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Thursday
Jun172010

No, I'm not panicking, I always rock back and forth

DateThursday, June 17, 2010 at 02:36PM

I leave for the Ukraine in 18 hours. 

18 hours.  I think I just started having a panic attack.

I still have so many things to do

  • get an international driver's license: so that I can drive during our tours and my father will not terrify us all nor be killed by his wife (justifiably)
  • finish packing: I was packed, but numerous people have sent late packages to go to my father.  So, I am repacking now into a bigger bag.  No, you cannot send anything with me.
  • buy little kleenex things: Lyn warned me and now Ky has experienced it first hand.  As she wrote, "TP is a privilege not a right."  I may not go to the bathroom the entire time I'm in Ukraine.
  • organize my knitting: what I will take on the plane, what I will leave in my bag, what I plan to do if I run out of things to knit while on the plane.  I checked both Canada and USA security lists and all allow knitting!  Phew!
  • kiss my puppy enough to make up for 2 weeks of no kisses.  
  • kiss my husband enough to make up for 2 weeks of no kisses.  (This will be harder to do than kissing the dog)
  • sleep tonight.  In time to be taken to the airport by 4:30am.  In time for my 6am flight.  In time for my 18 hour trip.  

I'ma die now.

AuthorMayB | Comment6 Comments |
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Reader Comments (6)

You can take foot long knitting needles on a plane but not nail clippers? So retarded.

June 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJason Doan

Ohmygoodness!
You have fun, Bronwyn! Can't wait for stories and pictures! Guess we'll have to wait in line behind the dog and then hubby tho, huh?

June 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBeth Zimmerman

Have a wonderful time! I have something to send along to your Dad but it won't take any room in your luggage. Please just deliver him a great big hug from little ole me!

June 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDawsyn's Mom

It's gonna be fab! I am so jealous. SOOOOO jealous.

Have a wonderful trip.

June 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWilma

Wait--you have to get an international driver's licence? Is this true for everywhere or just Ukraine? Will I have to get one for England?

June 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMarc Vandersluys

Have fun! I expect many stories about you spilling on yourself in various Ukrainian restaurants.

June 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternotquiteawake

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